Top Definition
A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.
I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.
by Elmer Shitbomb August 12, 2011
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