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One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)
1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.
by Batesville December 06, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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