Top Definition
An unknown or mystery person who leaves shit streaks, floaters, or clogged toilets. Dookie Bandits usually has a favorite toilet spot to conduct his/her business. Dookie Bandits make the janitor's job that much more degrading.
The Dookie Bandit left his mark on the toilet bowl again.
by Hectorcaliente October 05, 2011

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