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1.
An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “Dooched” that story.
by Boumeester March 23, 2006
 
2.
A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"
by Doochin' All Over The World July 04, 2009
 
3.
This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.
"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"
by Mickey thirtyfive March 17, 2009
 
4.
The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
by Not very important[bn August 27, 2008
 
5.
someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically
"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"
by da7787 May 24, 2007
 
6.
A sovereign prince who rules a doochy
All hail the Dooch of Juey!
by Bia 2 September 22, 2003
 
7.
The part of skin between your balls and butthole
My dooch smells like cheese
by Da Bohl April 10, 2003