Doob/Doobs - Person on people who fail or do weird, old, or just flat out n00b-ish things.
Marcus : "We just won a game of Halo 3 by 20 points!"
Steve: "I know! and they had the sword the whole time!"
Marcus: "What a bunch of stupid DOOBS"
Someone who fits both the categories of a doosh and a n00b. They often try to be a genuine doosh (AKA spiked hair, white sunglasses, fake tan, doing pushups in public, posting shirtless pictures of themselves on Facebook, etc.), but fail miserably which makes them a n00b.
This word is great to use around your parents because while insulting, it is not recognizable as derogatory to the older generation.
Brooke: Wow, get a load of this guy.
Brooke: He's constantly posting shirtless pictures of himself on Facebook.
Gus: How many people are on his friend's list?
Brooke: 29. Cuz nobody likes him.
Gus: What a doob.
Dorsal Boobs: globs of fat, taking on the appearance of nippleless breast, found on the back of obesse women when enhanced and scultped by a halter top.
Look at the doobs on the back of that fat chick with the white halter top on coming out of Wal-Mart
dog with boobs, dog boobs
"our dog has doobs"
"look at those doobs, they're so floppy!"
The cross between a douche and a boob.
"wow your ugly"
"dont talk to me you doob"
a male human's breasts.
That old man's doobs are sagging almost to his belly button!