DONNIE is a Knock Knock joke that was invented while cruising around our Jack and Diane town :)
Knock Knock....
Who's there?
Donnie.....
Donnie who??
DONNIE MY FUCKING CUPCAKES!!!!
by cupcake&Beezy September 26, 2012

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A short, old hobbit of a man who likes the thrill of the chase and has mastered the art of the hump and dump. Tells women he has fallen in love with them, before dumping them unceremoniously and giving it the old "it's not you, it's me."
"Wait, he dumped you and didn't even give you a reason?! What a total Donnie!"
by DonnieIsAMidgetCunt January 09, 2017

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a Donnie is a dark term derived from the term Donnie Darko, which can explain the actions of an individual whilst under the influence of dark ones (recreational drugs)

Donnie can also describe a person who is hiding hidden agendas.
For example, if louie harbors hidden dark agendas for an evening, he would be doing a Donnie...

Dan. Hey joel u going to math class?
Joel. "No man, i'm pulling a Donnie, and going to plough Hillary" ...
by ket hed November 19, 2010

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A large ogre type man with big clown shoes and a slow ass mod motor known a the king of stips. Can usually be found backflipping out of races he agreed to lock in on.
i agreed to a head up motor to motor race then dude backflipped... typical donnie
by Teverules March 02, 2017

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Slang for psylocibe mushrooms, aka shrooms/magic mmushrooms. It'sa reference to the movie Donnie Darko, which has a psychedelic trippy feel to it. Time isnt real, paralel universes, etc.
Person 1: ive never tried these before man! what's it like?

Person 2: when youre on donnie all you see is patterns and colours man, youre gonna love it
by dankish October 25, 2016

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douchebag
She tried to clean up afterwards, but her Donnie was broke.
by lap-banded February 03, 2010

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to donnie someone is a term that refers to breaking someones lower fibula with extreme force and precision at a very inopportune time. it can also refer to an individual breaking his/her own lower fibula in the act of attempting to cause another individual severe physical and potentially mental anguish...often fatal.
"yo ow hes getting away...donnie that fucker"
"pay up or i'll donnie you"

"it's a sad sight to see a man donnie himself like that"

"get up you pussy!"
"it hurts! i can't walk!"
"don't be a little bitch!"
by Doomif February 12, 2009

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