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The large brown piece of what i can only describe as 'shit' you see in take away shops.

Wheather this can actually be called meat is debateable.

Upon asking my local take away employee what it is made of, he replied:

"elephants leg! Chester Zoo!"

Though as this mans job is to make kebabs for the rest of his life, i couldnt personally take his judgement as definate fact
Hungry Drunkard: "is donna meat actually made from lamb?"

Take away empolyee: "if you consider an elephants leg to be lamb, yes."
by Fitzco May 07, 2007

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