The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit October 08, 2005

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while fucking a girl anally you smack her in the back of the head so she tightens up and you ejaculate.
man i donkey punched the shit out of lorena last night
by lorenda puncher March 31, 2010

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when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.
Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing!
by Chipnuts February 15, 2009

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To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.
Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.

That asshole.
by JiggaloG March 12, 2008

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A punch to the back of the head or neck. The punch is delivered during anal sex. The purpose of the donkey punch is to cause the recipient's anus to clench tightly on the puncher's penis, thereby enhancing the puncher's sexual gratification. See donkey blow
"Just as I was about to bust, I gave that bitch a donkey punch. I came so hard, I almost passed out."
by tony608 October 31, 2006

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Most commonly known as punching your partner in the back of the head right before orgasm to tighten the vagina or anus. But, this is now known as the Republican solution for the economy. Where they bend over the common working man (mostly democrats) by taking away their tax breaks and giving them to the rich business men with the idea of a trickle down effect (The anal sex) and then to enjoy it more at the workers expense the business then use the tax breaks to buy a new car and mansion for their own pleasure.( The punch in the back of the head for added pleasure)
Scott Walkers new bill to take away collective bargaining and benefits from state workers is like a donkey punch to our under paid and under appreciated educators.
by peakaboooo February 16, 2011

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A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.
A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.
by Johnathan Jones October 08, 2007

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