Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016

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When two participants are engaged in sexual activity in the position of canines, the male participant thrusts into the female participant and she kicks her leg back into the male participant's testicles. This results in the male participant crying out noises similar to a donkey (EEE-AWW!).
Amber: I totally donkey punched Gerard last night!
Phoebe: Good. He's such an ass! (get it?)
by mudblood97 May 04, 2016

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The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
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A fruit drink, often mixed with alcohol, that tastes like ass.
I swore I asked for the jungle juice, but ended up with donkey punch.
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The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Blue donkey punched Feryn and she split her chin open on the washer!
by BBICE420 March 30, 2016

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The punch doesn't necessarily have to be in the back of the head, which can cause injuries. You can just punch him/her in the back. In fact, it is much more practical.
I donkey punched the bitch in the back last night. She didn't mind.
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Donkey Kong's neutral b attack in Super Smash Bros
I donkey punched that guy in a tournament last night
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