when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.
My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.
by Titts McGeee September 12, 2007
When one person bends over and the other person forces their fist into the other persons anus, causing it to penetrate them.
'Shaun donkey punched Emma in the 20p toilets'
by Bre nig. November 05, 2006
The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit October 08, 2005
Administering a sharp blow to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse just before you bust your nut.
So dude, I was banking my mom's ass last night and I donkey punched her too hard and she died. It was awesome.
by drunkdaddy714 August 30, 2009
It seems most people get overly creative in attempting to imagine what could be meant by a sexual act entitled the "donkey punch". It's incredibly simple, while using judicious amounts of lubrication a balled fist is forced into the anus. This resembles punching the ass of the recipient although saying ass punch is more literal and less comical than the synonym donkey punch.
She told us about this freak who wanted her to fist his ass. We were horrified to hear that she donkey punched him to the elbow.
by RealDealBobbySpiel March 26, 2009
a fist put straight into the asshole
we were in a fight when the cheating fuck donkey punched me!
by ifukdyermom March 04, 2009
where you rear back bending your knees, and jump at the person forward upper-cutting them in their nose using your bottom knuckles.
brian and i got in a fight, and he donkey punched the hell out of me. then i woke up in a trash can.
by jacob tanner billeford May 03, 2008

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