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12. Donker
Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers

The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.
Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?
by B Oct 6, 2003 add a video
1. donker
A mystical creature that was created in the land of Brunet St, more specifically, the tree of wisdom. They are most known for the estranged sound it makes. 'Eeeee-yuh'

In the winter, the donker's used their pond as an ice rink.
2. Donker
A compound of Donkey+Fucker
that Bitch is a Donker
3. Donker
This is large knobby turd that really thuds the porcelain when you are on the toilet.
Dude, my anus was twisted after dropping a donker this morning.
4. donker
a person who does everything wrong.

(this word is good for use around parents- it's not a swear word so you won't get in trouble. they'll have no idea what you're talking about)
big brother: you forgot to flush the toilet again!
little brother: oops.
big brother: shut up. you're such a donker.
5. Donker
A Donker is a meat donut

this is a donut made entirely out of meat

they were popularized in the book April Morning
Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)
6. donker
Another word for Penis.
I'll cut off your donker.
by g0blin Sep 1, 2004 add a video
7. donker
noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.
"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."
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