Top Definition
A dildo that is long enough that it can be used to sword fight with.
Nancy and Fat Carol were raging lesbians. Fat Carol, being the more dominant cunt in the relationship, loved to smack here lover around with her enormous dongsaber before penetrating Nancy fiercely.
by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. May 13, 2013

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