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1.
HEIMERDINGER = HEIMERDONGER
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ
by Lized October 20, 2013
 
2.
The male sex organ.
He casually strolled down Main Street with his donger hanging out.
by D3k May 14, 2003
 
3.
A Huge Penis
This guy i know is a Donger
by Monoxide March 05, 2003
 
4.
Large thing between my legs that i just cant ignore, ideal for slapping off bathroom doors
hey guys i've got a great idea why dont we all get our donger's out and slap them against the door while scottys in there
by Big Ron 28 January 06, 2008
 
5.
A pair of boxers or briefs containing a dick hole but no button causing your dong to hang out
Dude, dont look im wearing dongers
by larious darious April 23, 2008
 
6.
A donger is the penis of any mammal. It doesn't have to be a particular size, or shape. It just has to be a penis.

Because of this vagueness, when the word is used in conversation, it's usually accompanied by one or more adjective(s) which serve to illustrate which particular donger is being referred to.
1:
Sally: That Kevin is a wimp, y'know
Tracy: Yeah. He can be. But his huge donger makes up for that.

2:
Aussie 1: Jeez, 130 degrees is a bit warm. I'm going down the pub to get a beer.
Aussie 2: I'll join you, mate. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
by Ocker McOcker January 14, 2014
 
7.
Dongers refers to the sexual act of putting your penis inside another mans asshole who then sticks his fingers in the vagina of at least four girls at once. This practice began in ancient Mesopotamia during 200 B.C. The Dongers position was left out of the Kama Sutra on account of being too lewd but was recently recovered in a undisturbed tomb. These days its very common for kids to "Dongers" and post the pictures to Vine as a form of social protest.
Jimmy and Bill were doing dongers to those bitches all night long.

"Hey wanna threesome?" "Only if we can dongers."
by Marginailed Butterybutts August 30, 2013