Done a Beaman
is "an event that results in a new status of one or more configuration items (CIs) unapproved by management, not cost effective, hinders business process changes with a maximum risk to IT infrastructure"
The common outcomes of "doing a beaman" are
- Maximum disruption of services
- Frequent system 'black outs'
The common causes of "doing a beaman" are
- Android OS
- Poor Time Management
- Delusions of ones attractiveness to women
- Poor health and personal hygiene
(in addition to loss of respect)
Service Desk Operator "Has the email system gone down?"
after several minutes of checking
Server engineer " it looks like xxxx has done a beaman"