An extremely smart business man that realizes the most important issues our country faces today, i.e. the fact that China and other country's are ripping us off right in front of our faces.

Everybody that has something bad to say about him usually says something about him being an asshole or him having bad hair or blah blah blah. Guess what people, none of that makes any difference whatsoever if he's a smart guy that could make some sort of difference in this country. If Obama was the biggest douche in the world and had the same haircut as Skrillex (again hair makes no difference because I love Skrillex, however his hair is terrible) and yet turned our country into what everyone really wants it to be and everything it SHOULD be, then would anyone care about that stuff? NO.

Thumb this down if you must but once again that's something I could care less about. A picture on a screen representing what someone thinks about what I have to say makes absolutely no difference to how I feel and what I know to be the truth in this world.

Hate Donald Trump all you want, but please America can you stop voting politician pigs into office? We need someone HONEST that knows the real issues.
Idiot #1: Durrr donald trump's hair is so supa bad, how could someone with bad hair be president.

Idiot #2: I agree with you Billy-Bob-Danny-Frank, bad hair = bad leader, clearly.

Me: Did you guys know that my 3 year old sister has more teeth than both of you combined? Weird huh?
by JoeNelly April 28, 2011
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Living proof that money can't buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.
by Lady Chevalier June 04, 2005
A type of blowjob that invloves humiliation on the "giver"
donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired!".
by 123456789tom July 06, 2006
The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)
And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"
by G-Union April 05, 2004
The nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.
Casey looks bedazzling! Her donald trump matches her fur coat!
by Aldyn July 07, 2004
The Donald Trump is where you shoot your sperm on someones face and throw money at them. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep!
"I was broke, so when I gave her the Donald Trump I used a handful of change so i could still have bus fare home! I probably shouldn't have thrown it as hard though..."
by lost4eternitynow January 07, 2010
When you're doing a girl from behind, you cum in her hair and then arrange her hair into a Donald-esque comb-over, then when she turns around in approval, you smack her and yell, "you're fired!" If you can do the snake hand, arm motion that the Donald does on The Apprentice, it's a bit more effective.

There was this one time, me and my girl were doing it and I accidentally came in her hair, then tried to get it out. But it just ended up looking like Donald Trump's comb-over. It was pretty fuckin funny.
by Alley Stonestreet February 20, 2007
Some rich bitch that has hot as fuck model girlfriends and is ugly as sin. That fucker could take that whack ass hair of his, cut that off, and then the hair its so popular, it could probably have its own lil gay ass reality show....the apprentice sucks
The Apprentice, Donald Trumps show, is worse than watching the fuckin OC
by Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh November 15, 2004

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