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An extremely smart business man that realizes the most important issues our country faces today, i.e. the fact that China and other country's are ripping us off right in front of our faces.

Everybody that has something bad to say about him usually says something about him being an asshole or him having bad hair or blah blah blah. Guess what people, none of that makes any difference whatsoever if he's a smart guy that could make some sort of difference in this country. If Obama was the biggest douche in the world and had the same haircut as Skrillex (again hair makes no difference because I love Skrillex, however his hair is terrible) and yet turned our country into what everyone really wants it to be and everything it SHOULD be, then would anyone care about that stuff? NO.

Thumb this down if you must but once again that's something I could care less about. A picture on a screen representing what someone thinks about what I have to say makes absolutely no difference to how I feel and what I know to be the truth in this world.

Hate Donald Trump all you want, but please America can you stop voting politician pigs into office? We need someone HONEST that knows the real issues.
Idiot #1: Durrr donald trump's hair is so supa bad, how could someone with bad hair be president.

Idiot #2: I agree with you Billy-Bob-Danny-Frank, bad hair = bad leader, clearly.

Me: Did you guys know that my 3 year old sister has more teeth than both of you combined? Weird huh?
by JoeNelly April 28, 2011
 
1.
Living proof that money can't buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.
by Lady Chevalier June 04, 2005
 
2.
The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)
And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"
by G-Union April 05, 2004
 
3.
A type of blowjob that invloves humiliation on the "giver"
donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired!".
by 123456789tom July 06, 2006
 
4.
The nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.
Casey looks bedazzling! Her donald trump matches her fur coat!
by Aldyn July 07, 2004
 
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Some rich bitch that has hot as fuck model girlfriends and is ugly as sin. That fucker could take that whack ass hair of his, cut that off, and then the hair its so popular, it could probably have its own lil gay ass reality show....the apprentice sucks
The Apprentice, Donald Trumps show, is worse than watching the fuckin OC
by Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh November 15, 2004
 
6.
someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair
"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."
by foo bear August 25, 2005
 
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1.synonym for hair that looks like a racoon you just shoveled of the highway

2.synonym for a person who has supermodel girlfreinds cuz ur super ritch and you would be working at a sewage plant otherwise, and has shitty hair
1. Guy: you like my new hairstyle, its called the "donald trump".
Guy 2: yea, it looks like an elephant just took a massive shit on your head, stupid ass hole.

2. "look at that guy's girlfriend, shes smokin, and hes like 95, he must be a donald trump, his hair looks like zebra shit though.
by its me sanchi December 22, 2006