A slimy serpent with no heart and a mean soul. A person who only cares about them self, ripping out hearts and stomping on them to get what he wants and needs. He is extremely clever and knows exactly how to fuck someone over. You will never meet a bigger liar and deception is what he does best. Donald is evil and you should NOT get involved. Like crack, you will be sucked in by the fake charm and not able to get out. Donald is a life long mooch and loves to take advantage of people. Stealing is also a habit. Beware of him, you will get hurt in more ways then one. Donald will cause you to commit suicide and or lifelong pain, fear and dis trust. Donald will take you down.
You have been infected with the wrath of Donald
Thanks to Donald I will never love or trust anyone again
Used and abused by the amazing Donald
by foreveraffected July 07, 2011
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A ridiculous hairstyle
Derived from Donald Trump the U.S. tycoon
"Hey, check the Donald on that guy over there"
"That guy's Donald looks as though he had his hair styled in a Boeing wind tunnel"
"You gotta buzzard on your head or is your Donald MEANT to look like that?"
by Marshallasthefish November 14, 2007
A Donald is someone that is extremely successful and can do some unbelievable things. They learn extremely fast and holds universal knowledge. They are also very handsome and nice people but loves money and power.
I can't believe there are Donalds in this world.

Girl: Is that a Donald? Oh God I want him so bad.

Give me all your money Donald! *unbelievably pulls out gun and shoots the robber*
by idpryv3 August 07, 2010
"The Man" One who always puts others first.
Kind,Gentle,Loving,Caring. Will do almost anything you ask. Wants to be a real pleaser, great lover and a friend. A man without a plan.
My husband.
Donald who cancels plans just to spend quality one on one time with his wife.
by jmarieb February 05, 2010
Has really fierce dance moves, is better than everyone at everything, has great fashion sense, will rule the world one day.
Whats your specialty? I'm a Donald, everything I do is my specialty.
by Berfsurferticket February 05, 2010
To be fucked - donald ducked! To be in a state of intoxication through drugs or alcohol!
"Dave, I am fucking donald"

"Dave, I am gonna be donald tonight"
by lukeyperino September 26, 2014
A complete ass, that never takes responsibility for his actions. Unemployed loser who doesn't take care of his offspring.
Donald is a loser
by Superhotgirl April 08, 2013
A insensitive, delusional, creepy, sex deprived, ugly bald rat looking freak of nature. The kind of guy that, even though is married, will grab the ass of a girl young enough to be his daughter, try to get her to sleep with him, excuse being his wife is"disabled" all the while claiming that he loves his wife and bitches about how disrespectful people are. If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. The kind of guy you want to dress in full KKK robes, including hood, and send to Ferguson. This is the kind of "man" that you want to take out to the desert, beat him with a 2x4 full of rusty nails and leave for the coyotes except you wouldn't want to kill the coyotes with his putrid disease infested flesh
Guy : You make my dick jump, you give me a hard on
Girl: STFU don't be such a Donald
by pfuzzy13 February 03, 2015

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