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Also referred to as a tree pedofile. The medical name for this state of mind is Homo Erectus Anus Dumbassius Laughing Ever Sucking Cocks Harder In Cacao Kitchens Evil Necrofiel. In short H.E.A.D.L.E.S.S.C.H.I.C.K.E.N.

Main example of this idiotic behaviour is dutch test subject G.M also known as DonMoneta. Main symptons are affection for young tree's and occasional plantlife. Pleasure is derived from harassing the victims both mentally as sexually. Common habitate parks and flora&fauna exhibitions ;).
Has moneta been here or do these plants produce white sticky stuff by their own?
by Aerox January 18, 2004