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1.
The man who was confused by the Ostrich. Also, a Disney guy.
“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.
by Señor B. December 24, 2009
 
2.
To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum
Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts
by curly December 07, 2003
 
3.
fucker
damn, that Don Knotts is a fucker.
by Bob Smithly April 22, 2003