Juergen Domian is an uber cool radio moderator guy who is pretty popular in Germany. He hosts a late-night radio talk and people with crazy stories and weird psychological problems call live.
Domian: "Du hast ihm den Schwanz abgeschnitten? Unfassbar."
engl.: "You cut off his cock? Incredible."
caller: "After that I inserted a rose into my wang."
Domian: "Is this even possible??"
caller: "The ambulance had to come and use special lubrication to get it out."
Domian: "So you can only get off putting your wang into a pile of hash?"