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Pronounced: doe-cump

A word used to describe an individuals desire to take a dump and smoke at the same time.
An especially prominent practice in Australia.

A word developed in lieu of the blumpkin.
Man 1:"Smoke-o guys"
Man 2: "these breaks are so short I'll have to take a dokump"
by ToBreakOne January 12, 2011

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