Doke

to chatter amiably; To have a good conversation with
The word Doke is a verb and one of the most American words in the English Language

John Doe was upset but a doke with his best friend made him feel better

I wanted to doke that brunette at the party so bad but I was too shy to make a move

Hey My name is _____ Lets Doke!

by Daykallmesaga September 10, 2011

Doke

To take a hit from a bong through your penis.

Also known as "hitting the shlong bong" and "dro-job"

Max and Cam were getting doked out together on the balcony.

by thestraightrealest September 29, 2012

Doke

Shortened name for Diet Coke. (noun) Can also be used as a verb.

Hand me a Doke; I'm thirsty. or Doke me.

by Mom40 June 4, 2010

Doke

A word that can be substituted with the work Joke or Kidding in the sentence " Are you joking/kidding me?"

Usually used when you are rageing in anger.

*Dies in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by a noob tube.*

"ARE YOU f%*ING DOKEING ME!?!"

by LemonSmack and Nightlyfe February 7, 2010

Doke

Someone who doesn't show up when you want to go out. A person who says he'll hang out with you and then decides not to.

Don't be a doke tonight when we meet up at the club.
You doked out on us last night, where the hell were you???
You god damn doker, we were supposed to meet at the strip joint and you never showed!

by Zerocore September 9, 2005

Doke

An adaptation of the word stoke. Also referred to as "dick-stoked". Used to describe stoke that occurs in/for your penis. It is more powerful than regular stoke. Reaching your plateau in stoke is impossible, but if you did then further increasing your stoke would cause doke to result. If you ever were to truly achieve doke your mind and penis would explode due to stoke overload. This explosion would also be the most intense orgasm that you cannot even fathom in your imagination. (Note: There is never too much stoke or doke, only too little).

"These bitches are making me so doked"

"I'm so doke around your mom"

by doked cobra February 3, 2010

Doke

n. /dōk/

1. Penis. (Origin: ME /Dok/ Trimmed tail hair. Similar: Dock n. The solid or fleshy part of an animal's tail, as distinguished from the hair.)

2. (Slang) Derogatory term. (Similar: Dick.)

3. Interjection. (Used to express surprise, irritation, disgust, etc. Similar: Hell.)

"A MMA fighter misplaced a knee strike, hitting the opponent in the doke."

"That cashier at Wal-mart was such a doke!"

"What the doke!"

by NexSerenade October 19, 2012