| 1. | Doing a John | ||
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Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism. "See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."
"Dirty bastard" |
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| 2. | Doing a John | ||
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Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.
Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone. So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.
Four more years... |
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| 3. | Doing a john | ||
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to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker
'Damnit five hands and im all out!'
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!' *crys then begins to masterbate* |
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