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When the tip of a dog dick sticks out looking like your girl friends lipstick.

Something you say to someone if you like to make fun of them with your friends while leaving them clueless.
Adam: hey guys wanna watch me stunt on my bike?
Chad: shut the fuck up! You can't ride for shit jizz face! Now go lick on your doggy lipstick!
Adam: WTF are you talking about?
Chad and his friends: haha loser you like doggy lipstick!
Adam: *runs home to granny crying
by EasyE69er December 27, 2009

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