2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.
3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)
Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."
hanging out with girlfriend's friends
not drinking a ton
spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings
becoming a male BFF to a female
being a vegetarian
truly caring for other people
Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)