Also available with the 5.7 HEMI motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what HEMI means.
Average Pick up driver - "My Silverado can actually carry shit in the back.... and the only 'bra' around here is the cum-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox"
God's gift to earth.
The 5.7 liter engine makes men cum in there pants while the engine hits high rpms
notorious for raping all other trucks chevy,ford,nissan,toyota,gmc.
1500 leads all aspects of beastness(towing,horsepower,payload,displacement, all that good shit) and most importantly manlyness
reliable and backed by a lifetime powertrain warranty all others aint got shit on this piece of Dodge legend
That rednecks Ram just vaped that homos f-150.
The Ram just slayed a wannabe tundra with a 5.7
the reason it one because the badges say hemi
The people who own them will not use them at all for what they were built for. They will try to drive them like a NASCAR, even though they can be outran by a moped.
Dipshits who buy Dodge Rams, especially with the HEMI, are prone to temper tantrums and a complete disregard for other people on the road. A Ram owner's IQ is generally low, and it is a miracle that they even have a driver's license.
Ram Owner/douchebag: Because I have an incredibly small penis, and it makes me feel like a man, even though a girl kicked my ass the other day for almost running over her child in a school zone.
Guy #1: You are truly a sad individual who deserves to be castrated, so as not to pollute the earth with your retarded offspring. This world would be better off without megalomaniac scumbags like you.
Ram Owner/douchebag: What does HEMI mean? *Cries like a little bitch*