A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.
"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"
by mr_tong May 03, 2010
Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010