Pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates who threw a no hitter high on LSD
"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me." - Dock Ellis
by Ben Meninga July 23, 2008
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exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.
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