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3.
The result of squashing poco to a normal perons width, therefore resulting in his flab getting sqqished vertically upwards, making him around 5 metres high....a giant doche
lets play push the poco....omg we pushed so hard hes turned into a giant doche
by Petor May 28, 2004
 
1.
A pussy that is wider than it is deep.
Dude me and my gf hooked up last night and i totally put my chode in her doche!
by Chodey Doche July 21, 2006
 
2.
a doche is a pussy that is wider than it is deep.
dude i hooked up with my girlfriend lastnight and i totally put my chode in her doche.
by chodey doche July 20, 2006
 
4.
Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!
by pdochesti May 07, 2007
 
5.
really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.
Silky u doche!
dochey lad!
by Tucker December 03, 2003