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A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.
"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"
by n00bfragger October 22, 2013