|1.||Diyala Double Team|
An art of multi-tasking rarely seen in the western world. The Diyala Double Team is an archaic move traced back to the beginning of time, and more importantly to the mesopotamian region.
Basically, you're fucking your wife from behind while she is simualtaneously breast feeding your baby.
Guy1: Bro, how'd that mission go last night?
Guy2: Dude, we walked in and the dude was pulling a Diyala Double Team!