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(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention. 2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse. ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up. guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block! guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!? ex2. guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night! guy 2: what happened? guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess! guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is! |
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