Divik, the certified Scopat of the lot. His favorite past-time is drinking (Chivas with cold water, is what he prefers). He is mad after some entity called NJ, who he claims, has transformed his life. His object of affection changes every other day, and he nicknames them as Sap, Punch, Candy Cane, Aish, 6/20, Sk....and still counting. However he is good to a few people who are known as Rohit (refer to the third definition of Rohit) and Priya. His aim is to become the first psychologist who is always drunk at work.
"Look at that fat drunk guy running after that girl!!!"
"Oh! he must be Divik."