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Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.
The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve. The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?" The 'dive': "yes mate it's...." The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin* |
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A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs. JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.
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A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel. That McDonalds is such a dive!
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To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly. In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.
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1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.
2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance 3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song 2. 1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.
2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out! 3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!! |
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Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty. What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. What's a dive bar? It's not about dive bars. Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar? Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty. |
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to perform oral sex, usually on females that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo.
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1. Needlessly fall ing over in the middle of a game of football in an attempt to gain a penalty or free kick from the referee.
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates Hey Look! Rooney just did a dive
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