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10.
Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
by Ntz / SteVader January 17, 2006
 
1.
A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
 
2.
A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.
That McDonalds is such a dive!
by thlayli January 27, 2003
 
3.
To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.
In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.
by Diego August 18, 2003
 
4.
1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.

2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance

3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song

2.
1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.

2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!

3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!
by Franksta June 05, 2003
 
5.
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
by justagirlfromcali July 15, 2011
 
6.
to perform oral sex, usually on females
that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo.
by Brian Miller December 06, 2002
 
7.
Somewhere you don't want to work.
Everyday there is fecises all over the walls in our restrooms, and the cafeteria food tastes like absolute shit. This place is a dive.
by messiahxxx April 10, 2010