The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".
"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!
by Andreafdz July 10, 2008
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An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same
She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.
by dr foo October 21, 2010