The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".
"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!
by Andreafdz July 10, 2008
An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same
She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.
by dr foo October 21, 2010