1 Adj - Causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels
2 Verb, Archaic. To 'diss' or insult someone by hurling feces at them.
1.My that Mu Shu Pork was Disturding. Passed the health inspection my ass.
2.Shakespeare - The very ape of my soul doth gleefully disturd you (MacBeth).
Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.
I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.