1. When a mail man/women masturbates while delivering mail.
2. When a mail man/women masturbates and proceeds to orgasm into the mailbox of the receiver.
3. When a U.P.S. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.
Ups Man: I have a package for Ms. Seduction.
Ms. Seduction: Oh, perfect timing I was getting Lonely.
Ups Man: well thats my job a a Distribation officer.