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pronounced - Diz tard

People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets

Bob: what a Distard
by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009
 
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An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
by Zero94 October 05, 2010