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When an individual has physical attributes that are normally celebrated; slim waste, thick hair, proportiante face; things that are visible from a distance, but when one approaches this individual at a closer distance, the less attractive qualities are uncovered; facial acne, halitosis, annoying voice.
Dude Jim, I was really excited when Todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, I realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and I saw that spacious gap between her teeth
by LMONEY05 September 20, 2010

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