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A diss kiss occurs when you insult someone then kiss them before they have a chance to reply.
Sam: I think the recent evidence shows we all come from Neanderthals.

Pam: I think you're full of shit. {kisses Sam}

Sam: But- {kissed}
Tam: Damn, Sam, you got a diss kiss
by Rumpoleisdead May 22, 2010

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