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The happiest place on earth. Walter Elias Disney's creation. It was, is, and always will be the happiest place on earth. Unfortunately, Disney is becoming more and more of a currupt company. Down Sides: expensive tickets, souveneirs and food, long lines, and occasional ride being closed.
Despite some of this, it's still awesome Disneyland is REALLY fun to go to despite it's down sides!
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The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld. I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
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The happiest place in the entire world; life, the universe, and everything; Walt's perfect/utopian kingdom in which everyone may be happy; the last hope for goodness in the world I want to go to Disneyland everyday of my life because it is simply the BEST!!!!
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(n) yet another Urban Dictionary entry prone to Urban Censorship Disneyland has ghost posts.
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the place where:
1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain. 2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need. 3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits. 4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out. after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
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(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait. The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.
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the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day. "WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.
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