someone who constantly watches the Disney channel and believes in the family values it promotes. They think the silly predictments that the family sitcoms on the channel get into happen in everyday life. WHICH IT FUCKING DOESN'T IT'S ALL A FALSE PERCEPTION A FUCKING LIE. LIFE ISN'T LIKE THE DISNEY CHANNEL.
person 1: Wow my life is just like Hannah Montana and Lizzie McGuire. My parents are so cool. I love everything about my family and we do everything together.
person 2: KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOU DISNEY FUCK!!!! OPEN YOUR EYES DUMB BITCH!!!!!
Having sex with someone who works at a Disney theme park. This is very common for gay male cast members of Walt Disney World (near Orlando, Florida) and other gay guys who who live in the area.
Friend: "Hey, what's going on?"
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."