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The feminine equivalent of teabagging; whereby female genetalia are used to smack someone in the face, giving the sensation of being dabbed with a warm, wet dishrag. Oftentimes leaving a residue.
YOU: Your dog dishragged me!

ME: What?!?

YOU: When I woke up to your dog, Taffy trying to hump my face, it felt like being smacked on the cheeck with a sloppy, wet dishrag.
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To get absolutely and positively owned, used, or abused. To be tossed down like a used dish rag after the dishes have been done. Generally used in the contexts of American football, fighting, and relationships.
1)"Wow, that running back just got dish-ragged by that Middle Linebacker."

2)"Rampage just dish-ragged that chump who tried to charge him."

3)"Man, Joe's girlfriend just dish-ragged his ass and left him for another dude."
by Bren G July 22, 2008

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