The Disgruntled Dragon is a unique and romantic sexual maneuver designed to impress and please at the same time.
The Procedure: When one is about to ejaculate while receiving felatio the man should deliver a swift karate chop to the woman’s throat. This in-turn will cause a gag type reaction resulting in seaman being discharged through the woman’s nasal passages. As a result the women will have the appearance of a dragon with “Smoke” coming from her nose.
I gave betty a disgruntled dragon on our 10th wedding anniversary.