THIS DEFINITION IS WRONG. Unless it isn't.
Discordia cannot be defined unless it can which it might be able to be. If you understand this definition than you are a discordian, unless you are not in which case you may yet be. Discordians are those who seek to create unless that is wrong in which case it could be anything but not nothing unless it is nothing.
YOU ARE WRONG (if and unless you aren't).
This Principia Discordia is a load of Horse Shit!
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If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.