The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.
Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit
by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2010
5 Words related to Disconfect
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all the germs.
if you accidentally drop your piece of candy...you can just disconfect it by blowing on it
by rhta January 31, 2005
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.
I picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.
by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.
"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."
by Sasha July 03, 2003

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