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2.
When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013
 
1.
When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
by kOrEAn Bbq May 08, 2013
 
3.
To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.
Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
by Evan Estaog February 29, 2012