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When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
by kOrEAn Bbq May 08, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
by Jawsh00 July 03, 2015
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Golden Shower Plush

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When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
by Evan Estaog February 29, 2012
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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