Dis cunt 

The female version of the word dis dick.

Girl 1:hey,yu eva walk on wata

Guy 1:What?

Girl 1:DIS CUNT

Dis cunt by dr.bum March 14, 2010

discunt 

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

discunt by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.

"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"

Discuntled by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009

Discunt 

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

Discunt by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

discunt 

A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.

Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.

discunt by aj161 March 30, 2009

DISCUNT 

When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.

That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!

DISCUNT by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Discuntent 

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

Discuntent by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021