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4.
used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one
homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!
by C.T. ThA BeAsT!!! February 19, 2009
 
1.
A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick
Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.
by Mastapiece October 06, 2004
 
2.
A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A retarded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by retarded people.
Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"
by SFPC whody April 02, 2003
 
3.
whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth
by Horatio Sands September 13, 2003
 
5.
A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".
EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha
by mybayarea December 10, 2010
 
6.
a funny game where u say somthing that makes no total sence in order to make your victim say....Huh or What or Hmm or even give that face of curiosity....and then after they say one of these words...your respond with....DISS DIKK!!! in order to play U HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT DOESENT MAKE SENCE...SOMETHING JIBERISH...not dat.."do u kno him...who...dis dikk" dat shit is incorrect
this is the proper way to play the game
John: Aye man do uslob manchasld??

Bob: Huh

John: DIS DICK!!!
by LiL KiddO May 31, 2010
 
7.
something you say whenever you hear your friends say... Huh? or What?
Chris: hey did you hear what i said?
michael: what?
Chris: Dis Dick!


by galesimo December 23, 2008