| 1. | Dirty-Lyric Syndrome | ||
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Dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. Cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc. Wendy: Argh, I've got dirty-lyric syndrome.
Wilfred: What's that?! Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics. Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head? Wendy: "Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night And she don't give no fuck. She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too, And she don't give a damn." What about you? Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head. Wendy: Orly? How's it go? Wilfred: Like this: "Fuck shit pussy ass, Motherfuckin' damn bitch Bitch damn motherfuckin', Ass pussy shit fuck." Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise. Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions. Wendy: Same here. |
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